Jun 17
The mayor of a sleepy town in Bataan province had been charged with prostitution and lewd show for allegedly paying some 40 teenage boys to play basketball while in their underwear, a lawyer said Tuesday.
Roque said the mayor’s camp lured the boys to play basketball at the town plaza in exchange for P200 pesos per shoot, and P500 up to P1000 each if they would do it wearing only their underwear.
The boys gave in because of the offered money in a town event captured in cellphone video cameras, said Roque.
In what has been an epidemic over the years, Florida female teachers are continuing to bed boys. They just love to do it and the whims of fancies associated with being a pedophile don’t bother them even a tiny weeny bit.
The latest bedder, teacher Maria Guzman Hernandez from Our Lady of Charity school in Hialeah. Her victim is an innocent 15 year old boy. I say ‘innocent’ coz they are still under age. But, I know deep down that boys always want to have fun and in this case, the act has taken place mainly in the boy’s house which is shared by his mother.
Allegedly, the act has been taking place since March this year. At the time of this news becoming public, the Maria was vacationing with the boy at Disney World.
Some newspapers in the city have defended Maria stating that her husband left her and her pregnant sister was killed by a speeding car. But, why a boy? Why can’t she just pick up guys at a bar and have all the fun she ever wanted? There are talks that the judge might go soft on her due to her background; it’s total non-sense.
The ever-so-boring movie, Baghead might have flopped at the box office, but is definitely an inspiration for a thief who stole a handful of smokes.
The picture shown below is a thief who walked into a gas station in Nebraska with a Bud Light carton mask. He wrapped a big piece of cloth around his hand stating he was armed. The poor cashier must have been terrified at this real life baghead.
The best part comes now. The demand was not for the cash but for a handful packs of smokes; nine to be exact. The thief walked out of the store, dropped the carton and took off.
It looks like Crime Scene Investigators have been on the job to find the culprit behind the missing nine packs of cigarettes. They hope to find the person from the fingerprints from the box. I am not kidding.
I am not sure who is crazier, the baghead or the CSI trying to find the petty thief.
Apr 03
He’s actually proclaiming “I said no!” to using a condom. It’s a sin in the Catholic church’s eyes to use a condom to prevent the creation of life.
That, and he knows it just feels so much better without it! Creampies for all!
Apr 01
Animal tamer Askold Zapashny of the Zapashny Brothers Circus in St Petersburg rides a jumping lion…
You can attract more single women than you can handle for love, sex, and romance just by simply using the art of body language. Step by step I will guide you in the usage of successful body language using the following methods:
How To Use Body Language To Attract Single Women
1. Develop a graceful, arrogant sort of walk. A walk that is free and easy with fluid movements. This kind of walk transmits a sexual message which will turn a woman’s head.
2. When leaning against a wall or whatever, thrust your hips forward, with your legs apart. This position also transmits a sexual message.
In a bizarre ritual, two minor girls, both seven, from the remote Pallipudupet village in Tamil Nadu’s Villupuram district were
married off to frogs on Friday night. The ceremony, an annual feature during the Pongal (harvest) festival, is conducted “to prevent the outbreak of mysterious diseases in the village”.
The girls, Vigneswari and Masiakanni, dressed up in traditional bridal finery — gilded sarees and gold jewellery — married the frog ‘princes’ in separate, elaborate ceremonies at two different temples in the presence of hundreds of villagers.
Amidst chanting of vedic hymns, the temple priests garlanded the brides and tied the magalsutras on behalf of the frogs pronouncing the two as wives of the amphibians before the sacred fire at the auspicious hour.
The villagers threw themselves into the ceremonies with gusto. While residents living in the western part of the village acted as relatives of the brides and those from the eastern part play-acted as relatives of the grooms. The ceremonies had all the usual elements of a traditional marriage including a sumptuous feast.
However, unlike the fairy tale `Frog Prince’, where the ugly toad turns into a handsome prince when the princess kisses it, the Villupuram village belles bid their amphibian grooms goodbye and lead a normal life thereafter. As for the terrified frogs, they are thrown back into the temple ponds after the ceremony.
Earlier the ‘relatives’ of the brides came in a procession to the grooms’ houses in the eastern part of the village to fix the marriage and later went to the temple pond to catch the frogs. The frog princes were tied to long sticks decorated with garlands for the marriage ceremonies.
An elderly woman of the village said the ritual was practised traditionally for several generations to ward off evil spirits and diseases from the village.
Villupuram district collector R Palaniswamy told TOI that he had deputed a team led by the district social welfare officer to visit the village and submit a detailed report. “The district administration proposes to evolve comprehensive schemes to motivate and enlighten the villagers against such evil and ignorant practises,” he said. But all these years the strange practice has been going on unchecked.
It was only a matter of time. You can get plastic surgery when you’re a spoilt teen, an image conscious middle ager and a shrivelled old hag. So why not have some when you’re dead?
Undertakers say more and more people are asking to be tucked and smoothed out for their funeral to look good for their friends and family.
“People used to say, ‘Just throw me in a pine box and bury me in the back yard’,” said Mark Duffey, head of Everest Funeral in the US.
“But that’s all changing. Now people want to be remembered. A funeral is their last major event and they want to look good for it.
“I’ve even had people say, ‘I want you to get rid of my wrinkles and make me look younger’.”
Undertakers use a similar technique to Botox to smooth out wrinkles, and lips are plumped and cheeks are filled out.
Mar 15
A good indicator that this kid will need very special attention during his schooling days. What do they call these kind of kids? Attention disorder?
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