LONDON (Reuters) – Found: drinking companions to join elderly gentleman for a friendly beer at his local pub. Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home. He offered the lucky winner 7 pounds ($14) an hour plus expenses and, after sifting thro... more.

LONDON - Former Spice Girls member Emma Bunton thinks that one cannot succeed in the entertainment industry by being nice and sweet. Bunton, 33, who was known as Baby Spice, is the newest judge on this year’s Dancing On Ice, and is already proving her worth with her feisty nature. “You don’t get through this industry by being nice and sweet,” News of the World quoted her as saying. ... more.

Sure, innate sexual category is weird, but humans are part of so as to new kingdom. Here are 10 Weird Sex Facts so as to demonstrate we're civilized at this time by the top of the food sequence and yet still pretty freakin' gross… 1. During warm sexual category, men ooze testosterone. And it's truly a biological concentrate on used for women! 2. There's almost 500 diverse types of bacteria... more.

1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321 1 x 9 + 2 = 11 12 x 9 + 3 = 111 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111 1234567... more.

*** OLD ONE BUT APT*** Since we're all using Microsoft products here, I thought I'd just let you know these facts... Do you know that Bill gates' REAL name is William Henry Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where "III" means the order of third (3rd). So, what's so eerie about this name? OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code (... more.

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't unde... more.

Seriously guys! The weights in their hands looks like the wiener that they are trying to work on. And, the possible result is --- you know it. I find the concept hilarious and the models in this ad stupid. ... more.

Civic Lesson In a high school civics class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President of the United States. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old. A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that... more.

Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok. Man who fight with wife all day ... more.

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Give me ambiguity or give me something else. I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Always remember... more.