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Quotes by Celebrities on Sex [PICS]
0 CommentsPosted by Freakin' Admin on June 6, 2010 under Featured, Jokes, Pictures
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Best Women’s One Liners
0 CommentsPosted by Freakin' Admin on April 21, 2010 under Featured, Jokes, People
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. A hard-on does not count as personal growth. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. Do I look like a fricking people person? I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. If I throw a stick, will you leave? If I want to hear the patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? See no ev... more. -
Thief returns “useless items” in bag to woman
0 CommentsPosted by Draganator on March 5, 2010 under Jokes
A woman in Wuhan, capital of Hubei province, was dumbfounded when she received a special express mail containing her driving licence and an IOU her business partner wrote her earlier this week. A thief sent her the express mail, which also contained a handwritten letter that read: "The things that I have sent back to you are useless to me." Fang, the woman, said her bag, which contained all thes... more. -
Cops: Fla. thieves overheard after misdialing 911
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DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – Police say two Florida teenagers are facing charges after 911 dispatchers heard them talking about breaking into cars when one teen's cell phone accidentally called 911 during a heist. Daytona Beach police say 19-year-old Stefanie Vargas and a 13-year-old boy are charged with burglary to a conveyance. Police spokesman Jimmie Flynt says dispatchers listened as the pair disc... more. -
Meet the Aussie cat that thinks he’s a chicken!
0 CommentsPosted by Draganator on March 1, 2010 under Jokes
Melbourne, Feb 22 (ANI): An Australian moggy that seems to think himself a chicken, took over the job of incubating eggs after they were abandoned by hens. According to the Northern Territory News, Bustopher, a four-year-old tabby belonging to Naomi Oliver, took over after the hens did not show much interest in incubating the eggs. "I am not sure if he knows that he is a cat, he doesn't really b... more. -
Dog eats Homer Simpson!
0 CommentsPosted by Draganator on February 23, 2010 under Jokes
Dixie, a ten-year-old collie-dalmatian pet dog, is said to have become ill after eating a plastic Homer Simpson toy. When X-rays were taken, a very clear image of the TV star could be seen in the dog's intestine. The owner, Victoria Keir, 42, of Aberdeen suspects the dog must have eaten a chocolate Kinder Surprise egg with a plastic toy Homer inside. "Dixie must have seen it on the table and ... more. -
Otter mistaken for drowning snowmobiler in Maine
0 CommentsPosted by Draganator on February 16, 2010 under Jokes
GREENVILLE, Maine - State officials in Maine say witnesses who reported seeing a drowning snowmobiler on a lake were probably looking at an otter enjoying a snack. On Thursday, three people reported seeing a snowmobiler wearing all black and a black helmet struggling in Moosehead Lake. Officials used an airboat and flew overhead on both Thursday and Friday, but found no evidence that a person h... more. -
Alcohol Quotes
0 CommentsPosted by Freakin' Admin on January 16, 2010 under Jokes
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. ~Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway A hangover is the wrath of grapes. ~Author Unknown I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. ~John Marcellus Huston If yo... more. -
Obama Tries to Decode Osama’s Message
0 CommentsPosted by Freakin' Admin on November 27, 2009 under Jokes
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send Barack Obama a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Barack opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H Barack was baffled, so he e-mailed it to his home secretary and his other trusted aides. They had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at... more. -
A Dog Named Sex : Can it be any Better?
0 CommentsPosted by Serene Terminator on November 20, 2009 under Jokes
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't unde... more.
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