Boozed Out

A Syrian-born airline pilot allegedly tricked a schoolteacher from Haverfordwest into having sex with him by pretending he had to administer ointment on the end of his penis, a jury heard yesterday (Tuesday).

Fadi Sbano, 38, even pretended to know a gynaecologist who advised him on how often to have intercourse with her and whether to thrust “slowly or quickly”. And, on the “doctor’s advice”, he kept a clock on the bedside table to time the sessions.

The teacher put up with the treatment for nine months before telling her doctor.

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This post will probably be updated from time to time as I find more and more resources.

Here’s the first one, a Youtube video: 25 Ways to Die

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This entertaining little animation sheds light on the saucier side of the internet & explains in detail why your girlfriend makes you sleep on the couch !

First, it was the boob slip and now the fierce kick to referee in anger over getting disqualified. This is an eventful Olympics and these are the sort of things that bring glory to sports and not the usual action.

Some like to prolong their experiences under water elsewhere. Here’s one stupid snorkler at Stupid Day’s parade in San Fransisco.

JULY 28–Meet Spencer Taylor. The Michigan man, 20, was arrested early yesterday morning for allegedly trying to steal Batman posters and other collectibles from a theater showing “The Dark Knight.” As can be seen in the below mug shot, Taylor went to the Three Rivers Cinema multiplex in costume as the Joker.

According to cops, he was charged with larceny and malicious destruction of property, and had to pose for booking photos in and out of character.

Police say a trail of pillows and backpacks led to two sleeping men who were arrested after a department store break-in. Kyle Burress, 25, and Allen Pierce, 27, have been charged with second-degree burglary.

Police spokeswoman Debbie Willis says a break-in was discovered July 9 at a Fred Meyer department store northeast of Seattle. The two were still being held on bail Monday, and it was not clear whether they had lawyers.

Willis says police followed a trail of cardboard and items from storage containers in a locked area behind the store that led to the two men. One was sleeping in a stolen hammock and the other on a pile of stolen pillows.

Police photographed the men before waking and arresting them.

Willis says alcohol was involved.

via AP

Things are really terrible when mom puts her infant inside a microwave oven instead of a TV dinner. It’s unimaginable but it has happened right in the heart of Dayton, Ohio(in 2005). First things that went through my mind were like blank bullets. I just couldn’t think. Like speechless, I was typeless. It’s been half hour since I read the piece and now things are coming into perspective, that lady deserves nothing less than death penalty.

Here’s her story: She claims to have had around 120ml of high proof rum in 90 minutes and that made her really really drunk. She came home and slept. Her baby started crying, she woke up and warmed baby’s water bottle, changed diapers and fed baby with water. In the morning, when her boyfriend arrived, baby was toasted and the microwaver had no clue as to what had happened. Sounds realistic, huh!

There is no chance even in the drunken world to have mistaken a baby for a water bottle. One month babies don’t weigh a pound or two and as experts say, it is not possible for an intoxicated person to place a baby in the microwave oven; in other words, it requires skills that undrunk people have.

Boozedout verdict: Everybody knows who the killer is, and there is no denying it. Plug her to a lie detector and get the truth serum out.

How unprofessional can professionals be these days? There have been several news reports pouring in regarding neuro surgeons performing surgeries on the wrong side of brain. Do they read case history before operating on the patient or even try to understand the problem.

A 82 year old patient was operated on the wrong side of his brain at a hospital in Rhode Island. I don’t think that the doctor identified his horrifying mistake until somebody pointed out to him post surgery. Luckily, the patient is OK but what is not OK is that the patient needs to undergo an operation on the correct side. Luckily for the patient, there is a good chance that the doctors will operate on the correct side as the surgery marks should be clearly visible on the wrong side.

All that the authorities can do is fine the hospital for this blatant mistake. If I am the one in charge, I would have probably suspended the hospital license and also the surgeon’s. Hospitals can cough up money as fine and can make multiple fold within months.

Here are some other instances of wrong side surgeries:

In February, a different doctor performed neurosurgery on the wrong side of another patient’s head, said Andrea Bagnall-Degos, a health department spokeswoman. That patient was also OK, she said.

In August, however, a patient died a few weeks after a third doctor operated on the wrong side of his brain. The death prompted the state to order the hospital to take a series of steps to ensure such a mistake would not happen again, including an independent review of its neurosurgery practices and better verification from doctors of surgery plans.

What would you have done if you were authorized to take action?

via AOL

Your bra used to be your husband’s underwear