Things are really terrible when mom puts her infant inside a microwave oven instead of a TV dinner. It’s unimaginable but it has happened right in the heart of Dayton, Ohio(in 2005). First things that went through my mind were like blank bullets. I just couldn’t think. Like speechless, I was typeless. It’s been half hour since I read the piece and now things are coming into perspective, that lady deserves nothing less than death penalty.
Here’s her story: She claims to have had around 120ml of high proof rum in 90 minutes and that made her really really drunk. She came home and slept. Her baby started crying, she woke up and warmed baby’s water bottle, changed diapers and fed baby with water. In the morning, when her boyfriend arrived, baby was toasted and the microwaver had no clue as to what had happened. Sounds realistic, huh!
There is no chance even in the drunken world to have mistaken a baby for a water bottle. One month babies don’t weigh a pound or two and as experts say, it is not possible for an intoxicated person to place a baby in the microwave oven; in other words, it requires skills that undrunk people have.
Boozedout verdict: Everybody knows who the killer is, and there is no denying it. Plug her to a lie detector and get the truth serum out.
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January 28, 2008
#1
I don’t think it’s an accidental death. My girl friend can have more rum than that and still walk the straight line. That bitch is lying. She needs to be executed in a similar manner.
January 28, 2008
#2
I tried to microwave my rat once. Fortunately, my microwave blew out.