40-ish………………….49
Adventurous…………Slept with all your mates
Athletic…………………No tits
Average looking…….Has a face like a bulldog’s arse
Beautiful……………….Pathological liar
Contagious Smile…..Does a lot of pills
Educated……………..Was fucked to bits at University
Emotionally Secure..On medication
Feminist……………….Fat
Free spirit…………….Junkie
Friendship first……..Former slut
Fun……………………..Annoying
Gentle…………………Dull
Good Listener………Autistic
New-Age……………..Body hair problems
Old-fashioned………No BJs or anal
Open-minded……….Desperate
Outgoing……………..Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate…………..Sloppy drunk
Poet…………………….Depressive
Professional………….Bitch
Romantic………………Frigid
Social…………………..Fanny like a clown’s pocket
Voluptuous……………Very Fat
Large lady…………….Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate……Stalker
Widow………………….Murderer
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