Archaeologists
~ Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Bosses
~ None, they like to keep employees in the dark.
Californians
~ Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
Canadians
~ Two; one to change it, one to spray green paint on to the new bulb so no-one bashes it with a big stick.
Chinese
~ Thousands, because Confucius says many hands make light work.
Chiropractors
~ Only one. But it takes nine visits.
Darwinians
~ None; light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
Dull people( so called practicals)
~ One.
Einsteins
~ One-ish; it depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It’s all relative.
Gay rights activists
~ None; “the light bulb shouldn’t have to change for society to accept it.”
Consultants
~ I’ll have an estimate for you a week from Monday.
Drinkers (serious drinkers)
~ Twenty-one; one to hold the bulb and 20 to drink until the room spins.
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