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  • Funny E-Mail Signatures 0 CommentsPosted by Serene Terminator on October 25, 2009 under Odd-Ball
    Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk? Give me ambiguity or give me something else. I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got! We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. He who laughs last thinks slowest! Always remember... more.