How can we run Boozed Out without the world's dirtiest jokes being on here. Here it goes, we hope you contribute to build this list to the fullest. Q:How do you make a little girl scream twice? A: When you are done with her wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear. A priest who raised chickens at his church discovered one day that his rooster had been stolen. He was very upset about this,... more.