Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who walk through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok. Man who fight with wife all day ... more.

A secondary school teacher made a list of some well known proverbs and gave the class the f irst half of the proverbs, so that they could complete the sayings. Here’s what they came up with: As you make your bed so shall you . . . mess it up. Better to be safe than . . . hit a teacher. You can lead a horse to water but . . . how? Don’t bite the hand that . . . looks... more.