1. Sometimes we just don't want to talk. Don't take it personally. 2. We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we're planning to dump you and jump them. 3. Our favorite T-shirts are not "disgraceful." They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23. 4. Helpless is not cute. 5. Get t... more.