Pickup lines have long been used and overused by guys who don’t have a natural ability to attract women. Here are some of the worst of the worst pickup lines to use:
1. “Do you sleep on your stomach?” – await reaction – and follow it with “Can I?”
2. “Do you work at Subway? Because you give me a footlong.”
3. “I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.”
4. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
5. “Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.”
6. “Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin’ out ma’ package!”
7. “I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.”
8. “Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
9. “Do you clean your clothes with Windex? Because I see myself in your pants”
10. “If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”
11. “Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
12. “Are your parents terrorists, because I think you’re the bomb!”
13. “Let’s make like a fabric softener and Snuggle”
14. “I’m sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start. ”
15. “I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.”
16. “Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
17. “Hey, do you have any band-aids?” because I skinned my knees falling for you.”
18. “I wonder what our children will look like.”
19. “Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?”
20. “Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I’ll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I’ll do it your way, right away.”
21. “If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
22. “Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.”
23. “I may be no Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!”
24. “Great legs, what time do they open?”
25. “I love every bone in your body – especially mine.”
26. “Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”
27. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
28. “That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
29. “Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.”
30. “Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?”
31. “Was your daddy a farmer? Because I’m lovin’ those melons!”
32. “I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away”
33. “Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?”
34. “See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.”
35. “My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.”
36. “I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.”
37. “Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?”
38. “You know how it feels when you have to go pee really bad? (yeah)”
39. “Is your daddy a pirate? You could have fooled me with booty like that.”
40. “Why don’t you sit on my lap?… we can talk about the first thing that pops up.”
41. “You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.”
42. “Smile if you want to sleep with me.”
43. Call a girl with your finger to come and visit you and then say – “I knew if I fingered you long enough, you’d cum.”
44. “I just wanted to show this rose how pretty you are….”
45. “Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.”
46. “Your dress looks fantastic, but it would look better rumpled up at the foot of my bed”
47. “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
48. “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
49. “Do I know you? Because I’m having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on.”
50. “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”
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