Crowded elevator smell
different to midget.

Man who fart in church
sit in own pew.

Man who run in front
of car get tired.

Man who run behind car
get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.

Man who walk through
airport turnstyle sideways
going to Bangkok.

Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.

Man who drive like hell
bound to get there.

Man who live in glass house need
to change clothes in basement.

Man who drop watch in toilet
bound to have crappy time.

Man who want pretty
nurse must be patient.

Man who push piano down
mineshaft get A flat miner.

Passionate kiss like spider’s web:
soon lead to undoing of fly.