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Funny Proverbs Coined by School Children


A secondary school teacher made a list of some well known proverbs and gave the class the f irst half of the proverbs, so that they could complete the sayings. Here’s what they came up with:

As you make your bed so
shall you . . . mess it up.

Better to be safe than . . .
hit a teacher.

You can lead a horse
to water but . . . how?

Don’t bite the hand that . . .
looks dirty.

A miss is as good as a . . . mr.

You can’t teach an
old dog . . . maths.

The pen is mightier
than the . . . pigs.

An idle mind is . . .
the best way to relax.

There’s no smoke
without . . . pollution.

A penny saved . . .
is not much.

Two’s company, three’s . . .
the musketeers.

Laugh and the world laughs with
you, cry and . . . you must blow
your own nose.

Children should be seen
and not . . . smacked or grounded.

When the blind
leadeth the
blind . . . best get
out of the way

Never underestimate the
power of . . . termites.

No news is . . .
impossible.

Love all, trust . . . me.

Don’t put off till tomorrow
what . . . you put on to go to bed.

None are so blind as . . .
Stevie Wonder.

If at first you don’t succeed . . .
get new batteries.

People in glass
houses shouldn’t . . .
run around naked.

There’s no
fool like . . .
Uncle Johnny

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